Code Orange Bathroom Alert Bistro L’Hermitage We are at a threat level orange for this bathroom since it is not as horrifying as Comet Ping Pong’s hidden bano, but these ones might make you actually go blind. Whereas the dining room at Bistro is decorated like a little family-run restaurant in the French countryside, the bathrooms are all red light district. First of all, you walk through a curtain of hanging metal strings to get back there (a nod to its predecessor, the 70s brothel), and enter the private potties through giant red leather doors. Inside, you’ve got a cherry red vanity and toilet, with black walls and floors. And there’s a vaulted ceiling with a crystal chandelier. This bathroom is not suitable for children under 13. **Yes, I had to sit on the floor to take this picture. I risk whatever diseases are lurking down there for you, dear readers. 

Code Orange Bathroom Alert

Bistro L’Hermitage

We are at a threat level orange for this bathroom since it is not as horrifying as Comet Ping Pong’s hidden bano, but these ones might make you actually go blind. Whereas the dining room at Bistro is decorated like a little family-run restaurant in the French countryside, the bathrooms are all red light district. First of all, you walk through a curtain of hanging metal strings to get back there (a nod to its predecessor, the 70s brothel), and enter the private potties through giant red leather doors. Inside, you’ve got a cherry red vanity and toilet, with black walls and floors. And there’s a vaulted ceiling with a crystal chandelier. This bathroom is not suitable for children under 13.

**Yes, I had to sit on the floor to take this picture. I risk whatever diseases are lurking down there for you, dear readers. 

Jun 27 2009

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